You will absolutely vomit in your mouth a little (or a lot, in my case).
Taco Bell Cheesy Double Beef Burritos stuffed inside a sausage log wrapped in bacon.
REPULSIVE.
Nike Air Max Burger
IMPRESSIVE.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Arrested Development Movie
At last, America, our long national nightmare is finally over. No, we're not talking about that little BP oil spill; that's yesterday's news. No, we're talking about something much bigger: the 'Arrested Development' movie is finally happening.
Yes, it's true: According to GQ, both star Will Arnett and Mitch Hurwitz, creator of the beloved cult Fox sitcom, have verified that their highly anticipated film adaptation is finally in the works after years of rumors. Of course, there are still some details to be worked out, such as trying to co-ordinate the filming around the schedules of a dozen in-demand stars like Jason Bateman, Michael Cera and David Cross, but considering the trials and tribulations the film has faced to get to this point over the last four years, that's barely a minor hurdle.
So what do we know about the movie? Well, not much, other than these two vital facts: Everyone from the original series, which went off the air in 2006 after three critically acclaimed seasons, has agreed to return for the movie and with that in mind, Hurwitz has already begun working on the script. Just what will be in the story, of course, remains to be seen, as the long development period for the film has necessitated some major changes.
"We're changing some of the Bush references to Obama because we started it awhile ago," Hurwitz told GQ. "And the Bluths may not be vacationing in the Gulf of Mexico anymore. We also might have to recast the part of Uncle Mel, the former action movie star. But other than that we have a clear path."
Joking aside, though, Hurwitz isn't quite ready yet to spill the beans, preferring to play it safe: In Hollywood, after all, until the movie is actually in theaters, anything is subject to change, something Hurwitz knows all too well by now.
"Believe it or not," he said, "I do not enjoy teasing our wonderful and devoted audience, which is one reason it appears that I've been so cagey about this. It's just that I don't want to promise what I can't deliver."
"As Mitch likes to say," Arnett added, "we're just going to wait until there's zero interest, and that's when we'll do it."
No matter how long they wait, that's one day that we think will never come.
(Article by Scott Harris)
Yes, it's true: According to GQ, both star Will Arnett and Mitch Hurwitz, creator of the beloved cult Fox sitcom, have verified that their highly anticipated film adaptation is finally in the works after years of rumors. Of course, there are still some details to be worked out, such as trying to co-ordinate the filming around the schedules of a dozen in-demand stars like Jason Bateman, Michael Cera and David Cross, but considering the trials and tribulations the film has faced to get to this point over the last four years, that's barely a minor hurdle.
So what do we know about the movie? Well, not much, other than these two vital facts: Everyone from the original series, which went off the air in 2006 after three critically acclaimed seasons, has agreed to return for the movie and with that in mind, Hurwitz has already begun working on the script. Just what will be in the story, of course, remains to be seen, as the long development period for the film has necessitated some major changes.
"We're changing some of the Bush references to Obama because we started it awhile ago," Hurwitz told GQ. "And the Bluths may not be vacationing in the Gulf of Mexico anymore. We also might have to recast the part of Uncle Mel, the former action movie star. But other than that we have a clear path."
Joking aside, though, Hurwitz isn't quite ready yet to spill the beans, preferring to play it safe: In Hollywood, after all, until the movie is actually in theaters, anything is subject to change, something Hurwitz knows all too well by now.
"Believe it or not," he said, "I do not enjoy teasing our wonderful and devoted audience, which is one reason it appears that I've been so cagey about this. It's just that I don't want to promise what I can't deliver."
"As Mitch likes to say," Arnett added, "we're just going to wait until there's zero interest, and that's when we'll do it."
No matter how long they wait, that's one day that we think will never come.
(Article by Scott Harris)
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Friday, July 16, 2010
Gallbladder Removed Through Mouth???
Apparently and increasing amount of surgeons these days are tired of sawing through layers and layers of fat on people while removing gallbladders. That with the combination of trying to make even more money for the next big surgery trend (like they need it), some dicks docs managed to remove a woman's gallbladder through her mouth.
Say whaaat?
The type of surgery is called NOTES -- which stands for natural orifice translumenal endoscopic surgery. The idea is to use the mouth or vagina (say whaaaat???) as routes to parts of the body requiring surgery. It seems as though the minimally invasive surgeries that exist today simply aren't good enough, because NOTES spares patients even the tiny abdominal incisions.
Say whaaat?
The type of surgery is called NOTES -- which stands for natural orifice translumenal endoscopic surgery. The idea is to use the mouth or vagina (say whaaaat???) as routes to parts of the body requiring surgery. It seems as though the minimally invasive surgeries that exist today simply aren't good enough, because NOTES spares patients even the tiny abdominal incisions.
The docs passed all the tools down the mouth and through a hole created in the stomach, and made two tiny incisions (not even requiring stitches) to pass a camera into the abdomen to increase visibility. All of this enabled them to the pull the gallbladder out of her mouth.
These same freaks have also removed an appendix orally as well. What the fuck, man? Not only is this lady not going to have a gallbladder, she's not going to even have a hint of a gag reflex. I wonder if she had to pay extra for that...
So what exactly do they plan on removing out of the vagina? No thanks.
Pretty soon they're going to be removing kidneys out of the ass. "I finally got that transplant, but I shit myself every hour- but hey man, no scars!" I'm sure the gays would appreciate what the surgery results of an ass operation would do for their sex lives- at least someone wins.
Bottom Line: I'll be preferring the old fashioned slice n' dice on my bod. Not only because I don't want organs passed through my vag, but also because scars are awesome.
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