Celebrities... not so glamorous

There is a common theme with the following pictures: someone is completely ruining the moment.

 Imagine that sexy face looking you in the eye in a dimly lit room.

 What's a hideous duck-lip face and an orange tan without The Hoff in the background?

 I know what you're thinking, and no, I don't have a British accent.

Uncle Ted? Is that you?

And now for the grand finales.... I couldn't decide which one was better.

Nothing kicks off a premiere better than a pissed off Cabbage Patch Kid.

...no words.