I don't know what rock you live under if you haven't ever seen MTV's Fat Camp, but if you are deprived of viewing this gem, please fix that immediately. It's one of Rachel and I's favorite documentaries that MTV has ever made, and we know it's mean, but it truly is hysterical.
The star of the show is a nice young lady by the name of Diane, who refuses to take showers, sprains her ankle by falling out of a chair, and avoids her workouts by going to the nurses office on a daily basis (FYI: the nurse happens to be her mother).
There's really not very much more I can say to express my gratitude to the laughter this show has provided me. Assuming you'd like the cliff notes to accommodate your busy schedule, here is the best of Diane:
You're welcome.
