Gallbladder Removed Through Mouth???

Apparently and increasing amount of surgeons these days are tired of sawing through layers and layers of fat on people while removing gallbladders. That with the combination of trying to make even more money for the next big surgery trend (like they need it), some dicks docs managed to remove a woman's gallbladder through her mouth.


Say whaaat?


The type of surgery is called NOTES -- which stands for natural orifice translumenal endoscopic surgery. The idea is to use the mouth or vagina (say whaaaat???)  as routes to parts of the body requiring surgery. It seems as though the minimally invasive surgeries that exist today simply aren't good enough, because NOTES spares patients even the tiny abdominal incisions.

The docs passed all the tools down the mouth and through a hole created in the stomach, and made two tiny incisions (not even requiring stitches) to pass a camera into the abdomen to increase visibility. All of this enabled them to the pull the gallbladder out of her mouth. 

These same freaks have also removed an appendix orally as well. What the fuck, man? Not only is this lady not going to have a gallbladder, she's not going to even have a hint of a gag reflex. I wonder if she had to pay extra for that...

So what exactly do they plan on removing out of the vagina? No thanks. 

Pretty soon they're going to be removing kidneys out of the ass. "I finally got that transplant, but I shit myself every hour- but hey man, no scars!" I'm sure the gays would appreciate what the surgery results of an ass operation would do for their sex lives- at least someone wins. 

Bottom Line:  I'll be preferring the old fashioned slice n' dice on my bod. Not only because I don't want organs passed through my vag, but also because scars are awesome.